Office by Alex Penny
i watched lilo and stitch the other day and i couldn’t get this scene out of my head ヽ(‘ー`)ノ
literally canon
i cant stop laUGHIGN BECAUESE OF THE LAST PANEL?????
THE LAST PANEL
thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:
some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds
some dumbass with spikey ass porcupine hair and a blue suit becomes an attorney and has a hippie for a assistant
theres this scientist guy and i guess all he could find was a crowbar so he works with that and he like whacks some aliens around or some shit. there arent even any tits
some undead skeleton knight that mumbles has to find and destroy a wizard and has to collect a bunch of cups while doing it
some asshole runs around in a stupid ass cape with knives pretty much superglued to his wrists i mean come on who even does that
some little dumb angel just runs around with different boring weapons shooting weird ass monsters
some tiny-ass dragon prick breathes some shitty-ass fire and just fucking glides and sometimes hits stuff with his small-ass horns
Some little asshole steals a sword from an old man and gets on a boat just to go to another island and break into houses and destroy peoples’ fine china
and maybe also save his bratty sister from a giant pigeon idk and there are some so-called pirates
some dumbfuck of a kid got himself killed and thrown into this boring ass game where he runs in fucking CIRCLES trying to win the game and save the whiney ass little fashionista and get to fucking live again or what the fuck ever ONLY to find out, you have to do all over again…TWICE. oh, and some shit to do with pins and trends and audio tracks…
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Inkblot of the Day #117
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy
Two deers mirroring each other
a Mankey or a Primeape
An angry hamster…?
(Source: selfmadesuperhero, via oxytreza)
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Aries: This sign is ruled by fire and is cardinal, so it’s very easy for them to get riled up over even the smallest of things. Out of the entire zodiac, this sign is prone to the most frequent and violent outbursts. Because Aries are known as the “baby” of the zodiac, their sizzling anger is…
Taurus: Because Taurus is generally one of the most patient signs of the zodiac, they are often slow to anger. However, if annoyed or pushed to the limit, they can explode like a raging bull and even become violent, like a fire sign. Sometimes Taurus anger builds over time and will just explode out with even the smallest of provocativeness once near the breaking point. Usually Taurus anger happens infrequently, unless their Mars (masculinity) and Moon (inner feelings) are in a fire or air sign. To summarize: If you’re dealing with a pissed off bull, then you better get out of their way or the end result will not be pleasant.
true facts
Cancer: At first thought one may not think that this sensitive, nurturing sign packs much of a punch because of it’s introverted water nature, but this is simply not the case. Like Taurus, this cardinal water sign is slow to anger and patient, but when pushed far enough will explode with emotions and will let out a lot of pent up emotions from past feelings of anger. Sometimes these emotions are enough to make the Cancer themselves upset and they’ll start crying- Not because they’re in the wrong or because they’re afraid, but because they feel so much.
……..haaaa…yeah. »;
(Source: acidstrtr)
Clearly I am an expert novelist.
This is why I fail at NaNo every year OTL
either write
or get your ass back in here and use headphones like a normal person
YOU CAn’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO
Clearly I am an expert novelist.
This is why I fail at NaNo every year OTL
either write
or get your ass back in here and use headphones like a normal person
#thesixnapoleons
I am by no means surprised.
#stop it Joss
Yes.
This is exactly how it will go down.
#Also you can make up fannish questions you want me to expound upon.
I’m going to die surrounded by my laptop and two hundred cats.
#they ate trilobites
Sounds like I die a geeky death. Like something out of Jurrassic Park. Or in this instance, Cambrian Park
#Mystrade pet rock
…Well that will at least be interesting.
#because I was thinking ‘self-indulgence’
that’s kinda deep, actually.
#somebody hold me the memories the memories noooo
Good last words.
#they’re showing that special about jimmy saville again?
yes, they are
#does this count as Mystrade?
wat
#SHIT DAMN DAT’S THA STORY OF MAH LIFE
what even
# gonna tie ‘em up and make ‘em watch what i dream they will hate the most
^my plans for when i get to hell and start torturing souls?
#Carry On My Wayward Son
ha
#are there going to be more of these oh god
wait no
more of what
MORE OF WHAT
#science
oh dear
(Source: dahlek)
